Computer Haiku for your pleasure

[Rachel Habacus]

Computer Haiku for your pleasure, enjoy.

IMAGINE IF, INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS,
YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

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