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help
05-05-2004, 05:11 PM
I need to know where i can purchase some knuckle dusters from and it has to be in england and no im nto plannign on using them for violence, its business related

Adam
05-05-2004, 06:00 PM
"Help where can I get there" hardly relates to the question being posed.

This could be why no one has answered yet, the other option is that your question does not make people feel safe (legally about answering).

If I posted Nuclear Weapons for sale only an idiot would reply and tell everyone he was looking for WMD. If anyone does find them, can you let George and Tony know!

Perhaps you could elaborate on your very first post on this forum.

swhiting
05-05-2004, 06:18 PM
yeah, they are illegal in the uk :P

look to the states if you want some?

shamrocker
05-05-2004, 06:35 PM
Baseball bats are better and more easily accessible. LOL!

Adam
06-05-2004, 12:46 AM
One of my favourites is a can of legally obtainable deoderant up the sleeve of a coat. Certain brands have more power on the spray than others.

Another good idea is to make (using readily available material) an "arm block" like in the film gladiator when he had these bits of metal on his lower arm. They are great in defence of bats etc and can pack a punch. Also good if some git parks on the pavement and you want to remove his mirrors. Swift upward stroke and they fly up in the air.

Women do great with the turned around ring for slaps (remove the diamond first so you just have the housing.

But my all time favourite is **************************

Carpet3
06-05-2004, 12:58 AM
i love the mutliple asterisks move as well :)

Adam
06-05-2004, 01:00 AM
The nail through the boot or "lumpy elbow" manouvere?

shamrocker
06-05-2004, 01:47 AM
A snooker ball inside a football sock is a great one!

Got a funny feeling this thread will get removed.

nemesis
06-05-2004, 11:29 AM
sad deranged people

mike tyson with punching daggers would be invincible :)

Clementine
06-05-2004, 12:03 PM
Seriously though,

Why do you need knuckledusters?

Even if it's for a legitimate business need it's still illegal - but I am intrigued.

So 'help' come out with it please?

Clem.

Marketeer
06-05-2004, 04:09 PM
Hey man, can't you just sit down and talk about this?

Also, these requests people have - be they about items for dusting knuckles (just how lazy/immobile are you?) or about virtually anything. My question is: Is there some people who really haven't heard about google?

Marketeer
06-05-2004, 04:19 PM
Just had a brainwave.

Instead of conventional dusters made from the feathers of large game birds or ducks, why not capture a starling, sparrow or two. Their feathers, tightly bound with a bag-tie or perhaps a brightly coloured elastic band would make ideal dusters for knuckles.

Hey presto - no more embarrassing dust-covered knuckles. (Which, let's face it, can be so off-putting to a potential suitor, friend or business contact)

"My friends used to tease me about the copious amounts of dust I collected between the skin-ridges on my knuckles. They were afraid to shake my hand and I couldn't keep a girlfriend even until the end of a date. BUT that was until I discovered SparrowDusters(TM). Now all my friends can't wait to see me, and my love-life has never flourished as much! Thank you SparrowDuster!" John Smith, 24, Yorks.

Go to www.sparrowandstarlingdustersi4cleanknuckles&abetterlife.com

Adam
06-05-2004, 05:12 PM
Well said Marketeer on both replies!

Clementine
06-05-2004, 05:22 PM
Marketeer,

Secure those domains! There's no telling where this could go.

Maybe we could combine that product with the revolutionary 'Clem's Vanity Knuckle Dusters (TM)'....

....when out with mates, or 'the missus' for a meal or kebab, take your 'Clem's Vanity Knuckle Dusters (TM)' with you. Then just as your mates or missus thinks you're lunging towards them with a right hook, you can simply twist your wrist and wipe away that little bit of chilli sauce they had on their chin.

I think this idea has a chance.

Clem.